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LOCAL TEEN CONFIRMS HE IS EMPLOYED — MARKETS YET TO RESPOND/NATIONWIDE STUDY FINDS MOST “QUICK CALLS” LAST 47 MINUTES/OFFICE WORKER OPENS SPREADSHEET, IMMEDIATELY FEELS PRODUCTIVE/MAN WHO BOUGHT THE DIP CONFIRMS THERE WAS ANOTHER DIP UNDERNEATH IT/LOCAL TEEN CONFIRMS HE IS EMPLOYED — MARKETS YET TO RESPOND/NATIONWIDE STUDY FINDS MOST “QUICK CALLS” LAST 47 MINUTES/OFFICE WORKER OPENS SPREADSHEET, IMMEDIATELY FEELS PRODUCTIVE/MAN WHO BOUGHT THE DIP CONFIRMS THERE WAS ANOTHER DIP UNDERNEATH IT/

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